Monday, January 3, 2011

Why I Dislike People-- #1

Sometimes, people piss me off.  I will tell you why in a a fairytale format.

Once upon a time, there was a lovely princess.  She had a boyfriend who was a prince, and she liked him very, very much.  They had hung out over winter solstice at his castle, and she told a couple of her ladies in waiting about stuff that had happened.  They wanted to keep their private lives private, so she swore them to secrecy.  However, there was an evil witch in the kingdom of Chem, and she saw that the princess had something in her notes... a letter from one of the ladies in waiting!  They had been writing down their conversation so that people wouldn't eavesdrop, but now the witch knew everything!  The princess and the witch talked, because the princess didn't know that the witch was evil, and the witch had even given up some of her secrets to the princess!  But it was too late.  The witch had already dispatched the message of the princess's personal life to her minions, and people far and wide heard about it.  The prince and the princess talked about it, and while they were angry with the witch, they decided that their love would conquer the evil in the end.  And they all lived happily ever after.

Bleh.  People suck.

Scarf: Boyfriend's Gift (Blue stripes)

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